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I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

~Norm Macdonald

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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

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I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.

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When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.

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I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on.

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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

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I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. That's what I've always loved the most, of anything.

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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Actor

Born: October 17th, 1963

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