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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

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Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

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If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Playwright

Born: July 4th, 1927

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