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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

~Mark Twain

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: November 30th, 1835

Died: April 21st, 1910

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