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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

~Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

~Mark Twain

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

~Mark Twain

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: November 30th, 1835

Died: April 21st, 1910

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