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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: November 30th, 1835

Died: April 21st, 1910

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