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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

~Mark Twain

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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: November 30th, 1835

Died: April 21st, 1910

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