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Show business is my life.

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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.

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Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today.

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I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

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I'm a staunch believer in enterprise, and I'm glad I live in a country where - I don't think some people understand this, but if I work hard, I get rewarded for it.

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I don't know how I do it, but I've written about everything. I've written about my shoes.

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I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

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I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.

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I'd like to know what I could do if I really had the time to spend on writing a book, with no columns or shows to do at the same time.

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You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is no way to win. You just write until you are tired, they fire you, or you die.

~Lewis Grizzard

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: October 20th, 1946

Died: March 20th, 1994

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