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I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.

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A little irreverence is always important to being a columnist. I try to do that.

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

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There's no such thing as being too Southern.

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I think people are a lot more sensitive than they used to be, and quite rightly so. I don't think we should be using racial jokes and things like that.

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The South is the last place with a sense of place.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: October 20th, 1946

Died: March 20th, 1994

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