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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

~Lewis Grizzard

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If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

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If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.

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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.

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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I don't give a damn one way or the other, but that's my job, so I got to take a side.

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I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: October 20th, 1946

Died: March 20th, 1994

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