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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

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You write about what you know.

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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: July 2nd, 1947

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