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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.

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I don't like to make a big splash anyway.

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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.

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Drugs scared me.

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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: July 2nd, 1947

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