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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

~Larry David

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.

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Women love a self-confident bald man.

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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

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Golf and dating don't mix.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: July 2nd, 1947

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