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I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

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Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

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Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

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I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

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I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

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I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.

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No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

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My parents are pretty religious, devout, but did they force it on me? No, I don't think so. I still think of myself as a Lutheran, just one who doesn't go to church.

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I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.

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Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: January 24th, 1978

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