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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

~Kinky Friedman

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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: November 1st, 1944

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