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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: November 1st, 1944

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