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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.

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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Novelist

Born: May 1st, 1923

Died: December 12th, 1999

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