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Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

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I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

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If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

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I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

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Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

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If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: November 28th, 1962

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