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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

~Jon Stewart

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: November 28th, 1962

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