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I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

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You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

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I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

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I'm not saying Obama is right on everything. Of course not. He may be wrong on a number of things. But what I do know is that he behaves like a very, very sane man almost all the time.

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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

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But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

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It seems astounding to me now that the video games are perhaps as important as the movie themselves. And people will spend 2 or 3 years obsessing about the video game in exactly the same way that they'd be obsessing about the movie if they were working on that.

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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

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In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Actor

Born: October 27th, 1939

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