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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

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Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

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My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

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The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

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The idea that you would not only exercise but that you would enjoy it is very difficult for me to understand. I just hate it.

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I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House dinner or hosting charity events or that night's show: Until they're over, I worry, then I move right on to the next thing. It's hard for me to enjoy the moment. I'm just thinking about not failing.

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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

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I'm a terrible golfer.

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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.

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I only get unusual ailments.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Celebrity

Born: November 13th, 1967

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