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I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

~Jean Kerr

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

~Jean Kerr

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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

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When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.

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You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

~Jean Kerr

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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Playwright

Born: July 10th, 1923

Died: January 5th, 2003

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