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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

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I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

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Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

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I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

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I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: August 23rd, 1970

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