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A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can do that has nothing to do with numbers is tell you my personal experience.

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I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and you get third degree burns. I happen to be the kind of human being who doesn't want to sue coffee companies for money, so I just say, 'Hey, can you give me some coffee, but can you also give me like, eight ice cubes.'

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When you grow up as a minority in a majority culture, a lot of times, you're just trying to fit in.

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I think there are people from every side who are allies for justice and good.

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Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we are divided.

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'Vice News' is cool because they'll just send your local barista to go talk to the head of ISIS.

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I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After about four or five years in L.A., I got the call to join the 'The Daily Show.'

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I've experienced Islamophobic stuff. But I don't care - you can say whatever you want to say about me, but I am who I am. I think that what I'm trying to fight for and what I'm performing for is bigger than any religion, race, creed, or class.

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In California, you can stretch your arms out and not be touching another person. You get space, sun and, in general, dignity.

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As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent money.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 23rd, 1985

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