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The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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I want to resume the life of a shy person.

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I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

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Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: Unknown

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