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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Airline Beer Country Football Football Team Helps Kind Least Need Nuclear Nuclear Weapons Real Some Team Unless Very Weapons You

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: College Education Get Go Laid Library Want You

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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Because Communism Like Own People Stuff Work

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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Branch Entertainment Industry Politics

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Without deviation progress is not possible.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Deviation Possible Progress Without

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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Art Making Nothing Out Selling Something

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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Agree Change Favorite Minds Only People Philosophical Will You

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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Bills Boring Bunch Dates Deadlines Decorate Just Music Must Paid Production Time Which Without

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Hydrogen Life Longer More Shelf Shelf Life Stupidity Than Universe

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

~Frank Zappa

Topics: Always Chord Cream Enough Filled Giraffe Rely Say Sometimes Ugly Want Whipped Write You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: December 21st, 1940

Died: December 4th, 1993

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