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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Ask Buying Child Dinner He Only Wants Your Your Child

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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Beat Both Cheat Children Desirable Easy Fun Most Opponents Scrabble

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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Always Been Me Spoil Success

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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Calling Iraq Like Rabbi Taxi Texas

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Child Future Him Preparing Serious Subtract Teach Truly You Your Your Child

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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Am Back Go Hotel Land Put Rather Type Wants Who I Am

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Dog He Owner Suggest Sweater Tail Wear You Your

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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Astonished Clean Enough How Leave New New York Rest World York You

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Because Consciousness Iota Never Took Unnecessary Wanted

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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Andy Andy Warhol Fame Famous Made More Warhol

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: October 27th, 1950

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