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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Get Life Sleep Something You

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Fall Illness Impossible Love Love Is Mental Mental Illness Pleasurable Point Reality Really Romantic Romantic Love Saw Someone Would You

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Chance Figure Lottery Play Same Whether Winning You

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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Ask Assure Because Child Day Doing Feel Feels He Like Rainy Rainy Day Watching You Your Your Child

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Balanced Balanced Diet Diet Food Important Important Part Part

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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Adulthood Anyone Child Children Happens Met Never Reach Smart Very Who Wonder You

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Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Crowd Dash General General Public Like Look Make Public Scientists Set Style

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Be Happy Happy Hear Last Life Phone Remember Stage Teenager Will You Your

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Actions Actions Speak Contemplation Evidence Forget Louder Nature Opinion Poetic Speak Sufficient Suicide Than Words You

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

~Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Drink Good Good Way Having Offer People Talk Telephone Them Way Without

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: October 27th, 1950

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