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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

~Evan Esar

Topics: Beings Excellent Habits Human Human Beings Place Study Zoo

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A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

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Topics: Fire Goes He Husband Like Out Unattended

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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

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Topics: Always Character Even His Man Name Reveals Signature Sometimes

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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Topics: Definition Facts Figures Producing Reliable Science Statistics Unreliable

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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

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Topics: Disappointment Hope Over Today Tomorrow Veneer

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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Topics: Admit Analysis Believes Definition Either Figures Lie Man Some Stand Stand Up Statistician Than Them Up Who

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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Topics: Does Done Housework Nobody Notices She Unless Woman

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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

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Topics: Future Girl Man Past

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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

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Topics: First Last Make Makes Mint Up You

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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

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Topics: Character Everything Left Lose Lost You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: Unknown

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