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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Anything Children Danced Eat General Refuse Television

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Alone Being Call Child Home Hour Hurt Mother Occupation She Summer Thirteen Times Work You Your

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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Entertaining Grown Kids Most Off Put Until Women

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Anatomy Designers Figure Flunked Human Out Sometimes

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There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Body Eat Figure How Never One Thing Out Taught Thing Wants

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Because Diet Fat Friend Go You

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Children make your life important.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Children Important Life Make Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: February 21st, 1927

Died: April 22nd, 1996

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