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I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Affair Old Paper Route Security Social Social Security Tired Too Young

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Never accept a drink from a urologist.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Accept Drink Never

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Car Children Goes More Never Saying Should Than Windows Without You

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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Anything Buy Come Go How Next Sale Week Will You

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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Easy Lasts Longer Marriages Most Some Than Us Watching

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Never order food in excess of your body weight.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Body Excess Food Never Order Weight Your Your Body

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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Car Improve Onion Rings Time

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: About Child Drop Expected Hat He He Or She How Know Life Name Never Old One Thing Raising Rest She Tell Thing You Your

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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Asked Chest Directions Growing Hair Men Somewhere Stop Would You Your

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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

~Erma Bombeck

Topics: Accent Any Buy Cosmetic European Will Woman

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: February 21st, 1927

Died: April 22nd, 1996

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