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All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Darts Days Football Goal Kissing Playing Right Scores Someone Stage Well You

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I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Against Australia Beating Best Cup Down Ended Had Him Legs Remember Remember When Seven Singles Tony Up Were Win World World Cup I Remember

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The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Brought Cockney Copper Crafty Dressed Had Home Just Name Owner Picture Stuck Tv Up Wore

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I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Barbados Crafty Darts Day Days Deal Get Got Hour How Little Nice Out Paid People Play Teaching Well

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It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: About Bit Bloody Could Cure Darts Every Find Fortune Get Jump Lovely Make Me Moment Nice Now Now And Then Rid Right Some Then Though Throwing Took Wish Years I Wish

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I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Bandit Charity Golf Lot Mainly Play Three Times Two Week

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Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Away Because Bit Contract Fallen Get Golf Got Just Lot Moment Play Pubs Shows Signed Trouble Where Year

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Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Apart Either Few Just Programmes Sports Time Tv Watch

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I don't read books.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Books Read

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You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

~Eric Bristow

Topics: Drink Many Otherwise See Throwing Too You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Celebrity

Born: April 27th, 1957

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