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I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Beans Candle Decade Eating Light

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People forget at the time that 'The Simpsons' started out, it was controversial - the fact that they said 'hell' and 'damn' in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.

~Eric Andre

Topics: America Cartoon Controversial Damn Fact Forget Hell Lot Out People Said Simpsons Started The Simpsons Time Uproar

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It's funny - almost every comedian that I started out with moved to L.A., except for my two friends Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer. And my two friends that are doing the best in comedy, the most successful friends I have, are Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Almost Amy Best Comedian Comedy Doing Every Except Friends Funny Hannibal Most Moved Out Started Successful Two

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I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Actually Awesome Corporate Events Fun Job Live Retarded Used

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I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Important Jokes Kind Most Remembered The Most Important Those Want

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I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Earth Florida Grew Place Up Worst

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I think journaling is a key to success. You can set clear goals for yourself. You can start noticing repetitive behavior patterns and see the type of things that keep bothering you, and then you can have a bird's eye view of it.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Behavior Bird Bothering Clear Eye Goals Keep Key Key To Success Noticing Patterns Repetitive See Set Start Success Then Things Think Type View You Yourself I Think

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'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.

~Eric Andre

Topics: After Back Brando Came Charlie Charlie Parker Comedy Go Like Marlon Brando Out Parker Pryor Richard Richard Pryor Simpsons The Simpsons Way

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I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Band Dead Exist Karaoke Punk Ungrateful

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I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good.

~Eric Andre

Topics: Agenda Any Die Done Funny Good Just Kind Late-Night Late-Night Talk Like Open Punk Punk Rock Rock Show Straight Talk Talk Show Thing Think Tonight Tonight Show Trying Until Well Whatever Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: April 4th, 1983

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