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I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Badly Easier Guess Pleasantly Surprised Then Think

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One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

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Topics: About Angeles Discovered Dress Enthusiasm Los Los Angeles Nice Nice Thing People Thing Which

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Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

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Topics: Also Amazing Look Most New New Yorkers Staring Stop Them Understand Want You

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In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

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Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

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When you start feeling the baby kick, you realize there's a person inside, and that pregnancy is very different from having a person you're responsible for for the rest of your life. I don't know what I'm doing, but then I have to remind myself no parent does, right?

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Baby Different Does Doing Feeling Having Inside Kick Know Life Myself Parent Person Pregnancy Realize Remind Responsible Rest Right Start Then Very You Your

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I joined an improv comedy group. Ours was named 'Quick Fire!' with an exclamation point. It was when I auditioned for that team and got on it and felt like... I'll just say I felt like I was good at it.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Comedy Exclamation Felt Fire Good Got Group Improv Joined Just Like Named Ours Point Quick Say Team

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Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Funny How Know Short Similar Some Tall Women Women Are Yes You

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Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise.

~Ellie Kemper

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There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny.

~Ellie Kemper

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: May 2nd, 1980

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