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A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Beard Devote Energy Face Get Just Lawn Man Much Mustache Need Nor Person Resources Rich Tangled Them Wasting Weeds Woods You Your

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It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Day Fancy Fiance First Google Hard Hate Here How How Much Interrupt Jerk Like Me Months Much My Own Myself Now Own Planning Proposed Saying Search Share Sound Took Two Using Wedding Which Why Will Word

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I love, love, love, love, love, love Naeem Khan. Every dress he makes looks like it belongs in a museum. You put it on, and you feel like royalty.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Belongs Dress Every Feel He Khan Like Looks Love Makes Museum Put Royalty You I Love

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I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Because Colors Found Happy Leaning More Them Toward Vibrant

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I think, regardless of gender, women and men need to be brave, take chances with their work, and be open to feedback. But I do think 'politeness' is an issue that can hinder your work if you aren't careful. Kindness is important, but being overly polite - thinking you can't disagree with someone about your own work - be careful about that.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: About Be Brave Be Careful Being Brave Careful Chances Disagree Feedback Gender Hinder Important Issue Kindness Men Need Open Overly Own Polite Politeness Regardless Someone Take Think Thinking Women Women And Men Work You Your I Think

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I'm a morning bird. I love getting up before it's light out if it's possible. I wake up, I have a black coffee. I'm an 86-year-old man. I try to work out first thing to get it over with. When I do it, I feel good because I have the endorphins all day.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: All Day Because Before Bird Black Coffee Day Feel Feel Good First First Thing Get Getting Good Light Love Man Morning Out Over Possible Thing Try Up Wake Wake Up Work Work Out I Love I Feel

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If you're tired, you shouldn't make yourself exercise. Take a nap instead. It's about getting an appropriate amount of work and rest. I get very crabby if I'm not well-rested.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: About Amount Appropriate Exercise Get Getting Instead Make Nap Rest Take Tired Very Work You Yourself

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I wrote comedy sketches in college.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: College Comedy Sketches Wrote

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New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: America Angeles City Great Great Way Like Los Los Angeles More Most New New York Similar States United United States Way Weirdest York

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I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

~Ellie Kemper

Topics: Anyone Chance Embarrass Expect Just Make Me Myself Need Off Out Recognize Running Something Strip Sure Want Wearing

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: May 2nd, 1980

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