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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Die Less Live More Wanna

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I'm a one-man idiot.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Idiot One-Man

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

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Topics: Never Put Sock Toaster

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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Colour Come Left Out Pants Tend Wash

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Europe Grew History Up Where

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Bands Boy Boy Bands Exploded Great Height Just Music Others People Pretty Should Singing Written

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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Caught Gave Got How Ironic Mac Me Police Same Stealing Test

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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Citizens Immigrants Jobs Know Like

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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Animals Lean Should Think Too Wild I Think

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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

~Eddie Izzard

Topics: Acting Actor Because Becomes Bottom Bottom Line Comedian Comedy Deliver Even Funny Get Just Line Mean Mixed Notice Sometimes Thing Truthful Up

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1962

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