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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Always Ends Get Gift Man May Race Tie Woman

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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Accent May Parents Still Stress Today Youth

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He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Could He Him Honest Honest Man Man Over Shoot Telephone You

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Baseball Baseball Game Breakdown Divided Game Innings Nervous Nervous Breakdown Nine Simply

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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Art Being Courage Death Knows Only Scared Who You

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Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Again Enables Experience Make Mistake Recognize You

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Become Elder Election Fastest Lose Politician Statesman Way

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Back Brings Car Family Home Nowadays Part Place Rest Till Waits Where

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

~Earl Wilson

Topics: About Ask Been Chances Getting Her His Man Raise Succeeded Want Who Wife Work

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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

~Earl Wilson

Topics: Doing Future Future Generations Generations Here Money See Shame Things Wonderful Wonderful Things

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: May 3rd, 1907

Died: January 16th, 1987

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