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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

~Doug Larson

Topics: About Being Brings Imperfect Joy Nice Nice Thing Only Others Thing

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Car Day End Labor Labor Day Placed States United United States Weekend Were Would

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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Topics: Any English English Language Flowers Language Made Sense Shortage Something Would

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Being Computers Consumption Dog Eaten Functions Home Homework Including Many New Perform

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Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Away Knocks Most Opportunity Opportunity Knocks Quietly Sometimes Steals Then Time Up

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There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

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Topics: Being Between Happy Informed Medium Must Somewhere Totally Unaware

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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Clear Clear Conscience Conscience Lot Memory Mistake People Short Short Memory

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

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Topics: Contentment Full Happiness Looking People Spectacular While World

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Form Humor Lowest Pun Thought Unless You Yourself

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The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

~Doug Larson

Topics: Blame Choice Generations Only Other People Previous Reason Things

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: February 10th, 1926

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