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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

~David Spade

Topics: Any Being Being Smart Friends Grade Grade School Having High High School Quit School Smart Started I Quit

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

~David Spade

Topics: Around Brutal Depressing Either Fun Have Fun Look Screw Things Truthful Way You

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

~David Spade

Topics: About Civilians Hear Lot Relationships Sell Stories Those Wants

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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

~David Spade

Topics: Am Back Coast Exact Fighting Get Guy Measurements Movie Now Pounds Powder Right Want Weight West West Coast I Am

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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

~David Spade

Topics: Different Honest Note Only Play Version

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I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

~David Spade

Topics: Feel Get Got Less Like More Right Thing I Feel I Feel Like

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Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

~David Spade

Topics: Everyone Exotic Normal Somewhat Weird You

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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

~David Spade

Topics: About Before Big Big Head Could Friend Get Guy He Head Him Horrible Me People Seen Stare Success Sucks Whispering You

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I have no detectable hair style.

~David Spade

Topics: Hair Style

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I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

~David Spade

Topics: Cartoon Like

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: July 22nd, 1964

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