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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Afraid Child Dracula Example For Example More Shots Than

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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

~Dave Barry

Topics: Be True Certain Even Had Job Like Mine Number Plus Repeat Think True Up Wish Words You

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

~Dave Barry

Topics: About Am Faces Fact Feel Happy How Know Make Many News Personalities Sad Stories Supposed Tv Would I Am

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: July 3rd, 1947

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