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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

~Dave Barry

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Always Ball Been Far Golf Hitting Me Part Playing Worst

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

~Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

~Dave Barry

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Anything Dies Life Stomp You

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Am Computer His Mainly Only Person Purpose Uses Who I Am

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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Bag Crawling Fat French

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

~Dave Barry

Topics: About After Come Offending People Problem Religion Religious Religious People Risk Run Sincerely The Problem With Then Writing You

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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Assume Guy He Never Relationship Understands You

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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

~Dave Barry

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: July 3rd, 1947

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