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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Better Call Computer Life Look Mess Need Pathetic Personal Take Understand Why You Your

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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Care Case Generalize Here Often Realize

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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

~Dave Barry

Topics: About Big Big Enough Dictionary Enough Everything Just Word You

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Age Biological Characteristics Color Determines Eye Information Number Security Sex Social Social Security Unique Your Dna

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Call Communication Development History Human Important Internet Invention Most Since Single The History Of The Most Important Waiting

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Being Consumed Ireland Island Rural Sheep Slowly Steadily

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Continue Death Followed Forward Immaturity Look

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Although Anybody Clothing Golf Hideous Open Originally Overweight Owns Restricted Today Wealthy Who

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Cannot Example Explained Full Laws Logic Only Phenomena Science Strange World

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

~Dave Barry

Topics: About Almost Anything Came Down Every Explanation Fact Get In Fact Man Right Stupid Until Up You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: July 3rd, 1947

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