KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Dave Barry Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Dave Barry

Showing 1-10 of 83 Quotes by Dave Barry

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Cares Dance Get Just Nobody Nobody Cares Up Well You

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

~Dave Barry

Topics: Achieve Achieved Full Full Potential Had Human Human Race Identify Meetings Never One Word Potential Race Reason Why Will Word Would You

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Bad Beer Chemicals Example For Example Hydrogen Ingredient Make Oxygen Vital Water Way Without Would

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Believe Biological Breasts Function Make Males Now Primary Scientists Stupid

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Blocks Building Building Blocks Fire Four Gravel Universe Vinyl Water

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Business Camping Motel Nature Promoting Way

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Age Background Beings Believe Drivers Ethnic Gender Human Human Beings One Thing Regardless Religion The One Thing Thing Unites

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Again Choice Come Deeply Each Going His Holiday Mall Once Own Religious Season Time Us Way

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Because Believe Bills Cannot Company Electric Electricity Exists Figure How Inside Keeps Out Sending Travels Us We Cannot Wires

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

~Dave Barry

Topics: Against Always Miles Opportunity Prevailing Rain Rains Tent Thousands Travel Will Winds

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: July 3rd, 1947

Links

Find Dave Barry on Amazon

Related Authors

Sharon Begley
Tucker Carlson
Hodding Carter
Sam Donaldson
Josh Elliott
Ariel Gore
Magnus Magnusson
Tim Russert
Andrew Sullivan
Jacob Weisberg

Popular Authors

Edmund Burke Lord Byron Drake Galileo Galilei Alexander Pope Bertrand Russell Mae West Virginia Woolf

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1872 - Calvin Coolidge

1995 - Post Malone

1804 - Nathaniel Hawthorne

1807 - Giuseppe Garibaldi

1808 - Charles Tennyson Turner

1844 - Edmonia Lewis

1845 - Thomas John Barnardo

1883 - Rube Goldberg

1902 - Meyer Lansky

1902 - George Murphy

Birthdays on July 4th
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Computers Failure History Moving On Sad Space Technology Thankful