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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Army Canada Canadian Checked Go Government Had He Help However Iraq Last Last Time Like Minister Pretty Prime Prime Minister Said Say Sure Time Us War Will

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I have an abacus at home.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Home

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It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Born Century Economy Good Good Thing Part Seems Superfluous Television Thing A Good Thing I Was Born

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One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy for twenty-five years, I can probably speak best about my own profession.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: About Because Best Changing Comedy Constantly Course Dream Every Evolving Falling Happens Job My Own Own Profession Rising Speak Twenty-Five Worked Years I Can

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The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

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Topics: Country Error Jersey Margin Most New New Jersey Out Percent Results Saying States Study Week

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According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: According Adult Been Chance Got Here Higher Live Mexico Move New Number Other Percent Say States Survey United United States Would

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If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm noticing is that when things are allowed to unspool more slowly, younger crowds really like it. They really appreciate it.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Allowed Always Appreciate Crowds Cutting Funnier Like Lot Make More Noticing Pacing Quick Really Slowly Television Things Watch You Younger

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Comment Love More Often People Say Should I Love

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I'll say I'm happy doing my thing. No one says 'no comment' anymore.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Anymore Comment Doing Happy Say Says Thing

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: April 18th, 1963

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