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There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Bad Difference Good Gotta Know Random Silly You

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President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Amazing Book Bush Clinton Deal Get Million Only President President Bush President Clinton Read Signed Write Yes

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President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Attend Awkward Baseball Bush Canada Cards Got His Left Off Out President President Bush Pulled Start Summit Today Trade

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In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Candidates Chances Changed Elections Five Had Improve Mayor Name New New York Primary York

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CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Anchor Asked Bad Crazy Dan Dictator Hussein Iraqi Like Man News Rather Saddam Saddam Hussein Said Talk Cbs

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Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Bob Bush Changed Difference He His House Main Much News Officials President President Bush Say Saying Schedule Since Sponge Started They Say War Watching White White House

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Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Anyone Attorney Been Claims Cruise Exhaustion Gay Going He Martin Related Ricky Said Story Sue Tom Who

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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger Bad California Calling Criticized Disastrous Earlier Graduates Me Says School School System Schools Schwarzenegger System Today Vote Willing

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During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Accused Bush Debate Each End Experts Fact Friendly Gay Gay Marriage In Fact John John Kerry Kerry Last Marriage May Night Other Planning Political President President Bush Running Some Them Think Together Up Were

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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Anderson Charlie Dating Doctors Doing Fine Had Her Implants Lee Now Old Released Say She Sheen Statement

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: April 18th, 1963

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