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I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Anywhere Cynicism Favorite Hate Lead Least Quality

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Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Any Apparently Day Distinguished Easily Fans High-Tech Interactive New Now Star Star Wars Stores Talk Toys Wars Will

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In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Any Arrested Because Breath Catching Dolls He Man Out Police Several Stealing Trouble Virginia West West Virginia Yesterday

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The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Any Army Asked Bidding Cheney Competitive Conceived Confirmed Contract Could Dick Cheney Fighting Fire Firm Friends Gave Iraq Lucrative Once President Run Said Spokesman Vice Vice President War Without Yes

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Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Added Any Attack Baghdad Because Could Get Out Pentagon Possible Reporters Should Soon Tell Then Time Warned Whatever Yesterday You

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John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Airplane Career Control Does Doing Even Friends He His John Know Lets Often Said Same Same Thing Sometimes Take Then Thing Though

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Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: African-American Being Finding Held Location Museum National Neighborhood Plan Republicans Up

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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Authors Better Just Men Post Say Says Skills Study Than Verbal Want Washington Washington Post Women

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Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

~Conan O'Brien

Topics: Comedian Did Dreams Every Got Hosting Love Months People Regret Second Seven Show Tonight Tonight Show Way I Love

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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

~Conan O'Brien

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: April 18th, 1963

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