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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Act Could Dying Fish Rivers Seems Well

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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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Topics: Joker Line Practical Traveling Work

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Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Bank Ever Fantasies Fulfill Had Life Like Long Mad Make Me Never Onstage Out People Performing Real Real Life Stuff Who

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Across Arrested Charges Dolphin Famous He Immoral Line Our Ring Seen State Story Today Tonight Top Tv Two Year

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As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.

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Topics: Accept Day-To-Day Get Improvisation Living Older Trying

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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Change He Hey His Name Retires Sting Will Ryan

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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

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Topics: Artists Favorite Gogh He Lot Many Really Sing Van Van Gogh

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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

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Topics: Advertise Asylum Bad Bad Taste Come Crazy Down Going Insane Many People Taste Think

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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Always American Believe Disagree Nine Other Out People Person Ten Will

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The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.

~Colin Mochrie

Topics: Barbra Streisand Beatles Bruce Bruce Springsteen Just People Rolling Rolling Stones Some Songs Springsteen Stones Streisand Sue Threatened Used Who

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Actor

Born: November 30th, 1957

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