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Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Able Born Everybody Funny Humor Joke Jokes Know Like People Sense Sense Of Humor Some Some People Teach Tell Them Think Though Timing Who You I Think

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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Because Goes Life Nobody Scar Through Without

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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Adolescence Big Just Just One Pimple Walking

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I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Am Audience Best Could Find Funny Laugh Life Love Real Real Life Really I Am I Love

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Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Anyone Dare Dentist Doing Funny Harvey Laughter Look More Old Scream Sketch Than Tim Which Years

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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Around Computer Idea Know Like Love Moving Myself Out Printing Seeing Sentences Typing Writing You I Love

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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Buy False Like Teeth Think You

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Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Any Belly Edgy Fine Good Imagination Laugh Miss Prude Stretch Wrong

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We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Get Going Journeys Setbacks Some Where

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I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

~Carol Burnett

Topics: Afraid Good Goofy Had Loud Voice

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: April 26th, 1933

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