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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

~Bill Cosby

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Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

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Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

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My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don't want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous.

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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

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I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Professions

Born: July 12th, 1937

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