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When you've seen a lot of bad stuff and just want to enjoy your life and be happy and have your kids happy and have your friends happy, you just have a value system where it raises the bar on what's important.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Bad Bad Stuff Bar Be Happy Enjoy Friends Happy Important Just Kids Life Lot Raises Seen Stuff System Value Value System Want Where You Your

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I have nine compartments in my brain, and four of them don't stop.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Brain Four Nine Stop Them

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I was so depressed for so many years over trying to become a working comedian that my sense of self-worth would plummet.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Become Comedian Depressed Many Over Self-Worth Sense So Many Years Trying Working Would Years

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I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Couple Jokes Just Me Oriented Politically Them

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I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Been Born Except Fact Gives Jewish Jokes Just Me Never Person Political Savvy I Was Born

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I love performing. I love the people. I sound like Liza Minnelli right now, don't I?

~Bob Saget

Topics: Like Love Now People Performing Right Sound I Love

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I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Actor Another Betty Choice Danny First Had Pilot Role Shot True White Whom

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Celebrity is a word that I find offensive. That's the c-word. I hate it. It means no discernible talent. It means all you want is to be famous. It doesn't mean you're a writer, an actor, a mime. I think I wanna not be a celebrity.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Actor Celebrity Famous Find Hate Mean Means Mime Offensive Talent Think Wanna Want Word Writer You I Think

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People learn English from 'Full House.' Candace's husband, Valeri Bure, he learned to speak English watching it... 'Aw, nuts.' 'You got it, dude.'

~Bob Saget

Topics: Aw Dude English Full Got He House Husband Learn Learned Nuts People Speak Watching You

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I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Before Caffeine Cramp Daughters Find Had Headache Hilarious House Other Pain Taken Were

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: May 17th, 1956

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