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I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Anymore Clean Day Dirty Entertain Entertain People Factory Feeling Go Going Laugh Like Me One Day People Say Shot Stuff Then Too Up Wake Wake Up Want

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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

~Bob Saget

Topics: About Allen Bored Comedy Dissect Doing Forever Funny Funny Guy Guy He Love Now People Really Right Seem Some Some People Steve Talking Would You

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The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

~Bob Saget

Topics: About Around Been Comedy How Interesting Joke Just Just Do It Nature Say Saying Think Why Wrong You I Think

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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

~Bob Saget

Topics: About Absent He Here Interesting Know Mention Part Paul People Structure Tells Too Way Who You

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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Alive Comedians Enough Enough People Everyone How However Makes Many People Substance Tell Think Who Would You

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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Audiences Cable Comedy Dirty Doing Fantastic Find Funny Going Happy Just Like Makes Me New Nuts Seat Set Show Theaters Tv Tv Show Up Very Working

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I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Daughters Desperate Fun Fun Stuff Good Got Housewives Like Love Much Pretty Pretty Good Reality Reality Tv Show Some Stuff Think Three Tv Watch I Think

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I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Back Done Every Four Good Gotten Had Head Last Last Year New New York Past Pilot Play Really Sell Single Smack Year Years York You

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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Decide Frustrating Good Good Work Got Lines Lot More Next Nine Now Phone Problems Really Ring Ringing Trying Very Want Work

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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

~Bob Saget

Topics: Audience Basically Comedy Control Crowd Doing Making Meant Money Scene Screaming Some Something Sort Then Urban Were Whole Years Years Ago

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: May 17th, 1956

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